Died Today

Oh what a shame I died today,

I watched my soul as I flew away,

The body below left rigid and cold,

Turning grey like a solid stone,

It was so strange as I lifted higher,

I felt myself get lighter and lighter,

I wondered where I might be heading,

Anxiety rose and I was dreading,

Please oh please don’t say hell exists,

If it does I’ll be really pissed,

Not that I’ve been really bad,

I just never believed in that religious crap,

When I reached as high as space,

I could see the Earth oh what a place,

So beautiful, so magnificent,

As if it was heaven sent,

Then all of a sudden I heard a sound,

I looked each side and all around,

It was a woman with a sexy voice,

She said it’s time to make a choice,

The choice was quite a simple one,

Do I go back or do I go on,

I said rather quickly can I go back to Earth,

I would love another chance another rebirth,

She said OK fine and good luck,

Then sent me back to be a bloody skunk.