Tuesday 6 October 2020

Oh them Dallas Cowboys - Total Shit

 Watching the game on Sunday, the defence was like seeing a bunch of headless chickens running around with no purpose other than dying.

What a total shitshow, nevertheless in the first quarter the offence looked very good, Dak looked good, CeeDee Lamb was excellent, but Zeke was crap.  The O-line is an old crumbling wall where the cement has eroded, and it's falling apart.

Then the second quarter started, and Dallas was back to being crap offensively and defence.  They conceded 31 points in the first half alone making mistake after mistake. It was pathetic, according to Colin Cowherd we had five first downs in the second and third quarters and Cleveland without their primary running back, still managed to put up over 300 yards rushing.  It was embarrassing to see how shit we have become.

Now could this be a cunning ploy to get some high draft picks, because this season is over the next 12 games I predict we can potentially lose every game or win at the most four games?  We are not going to beat: the Steelers, Vikings, Ravens, Bengals, and 49ers.  The other games depend on our shit league which everyone is calling the NFC least haha!

Even though the Giants are not very good, they always seem to beat Dallas apart from recent seasons. However, I remember crap Giants teams beating great or good Cowboys teams, like the playoffs when they beat the Patriots by luck in the superbowl.  They have Saquon Barkley who is excellent, but he is out for the season, perhaps if they had him, they would beat us.  So we should win that game, Washington should be a win, but you never know when all the teams are playing each in the NFCLeast are so crap, we are crap enough to lose to Washington but we also could win.  The Eagles I think we will lose to them, even though they have a third-string football team they beat the 49ers because they have Carson Wentz. Fine, I will be more optimistic and say we might win a game against the Eagles.

However what about the Cowboys, first off the QB Dak Prescott, Dak is going to want north of 40 million a year which is ridiculous for his level of play.  Yes, he's throwing lots of yards, but most of them are when Dallas is miles behind, and the other team takes their foot off the gas.  Being honest it was blind luck that we recovered the onside kick against the Falcons.  We have come back against the Browns, but Dak fucked up. He never makes that last play to take the lead; he either makes a wrong decision or throws an interception. Hopefully, someone will be foolish enough to see his massive yards thrown and give us two 1st round picks for him.  Next is Zeke Elliot, who seems to have lost his mojo now the o-line is rubbish, perhaps we should trade him away for more picks. On defence, we have DeMarcus Lawrence and Jaylon Smith both on massive contracts and playing well below their best.  Trade them as well.  The only outfit I would keep are the wide receivers. Oh plus Tyrone Smith and  Zak Martin.  I probably would also keep Dalton Schultz , Aldo Smith (our best player who has not played for 4 years) and Leighton Vander Esch, who is not on the roster anymore, what has happened to him as I could not find anything.  Finally, with more searching, turns out he still has not recovered from his collarbone injury.

Yes, it means we are doing what Miami has been trying for the last couple of years but if we ended up with QB, DE, Saftey, Cornerback it would be worth it.  I know people say its a lottery who you get, however, they are calling Lawrence a once in a generation player, is that worth the risk of replacing Dak with Lawrence, as Dak could not hit a barn door sometimes especially when he needs to step up.  It's not great play to only beat crap teams and miss last play touchdowns.  Twice we have fucked that up against Cleveland and Seattle, and not sure if we had the final play against the Rams.

The problem, unfortunately, is Jerry Jones, he's a billionaire who wants to pretend he knows about football as if anyone could be an NFL coach.  Hiring Mike McCarthy was a poor choice, just another yes man to control. Then there is the worst Defensive Coordinator in the league Mike Nolan who Dallas should sack immediately.  What happened to Kris Richard, why was he not given a chance.

I know this sounds defeatist, but I want Dallas to lose every game this season to get some great draft picks, its worked for Cleveland.  It worked for Dallas when Jimmy Johnson was in control.  He was the last time we had a great coach. Yes, I know Parcels was a great coach but not as much when he landed at Dallas. Jerry Jones is the reason we have been crap for 25 years because he wants yes men as Head Coaches to do what he wants as if he's the Head coach. Jerry, you have no idea what to do, and if you were head coach, teams would have sacked him multiple times.  You claim to be a great negotiator, but players know you are not and you give them ridiculous salaries which increase up the cap.  If you had signed Dak for a contract ages ago for £33 million, I bet he would have been happy, but now Deshawn Watson has a £43 million contract, and Patrick Mahomes has a fantastic contract.

Nevertheless, Dak is not near to their quality, but he will be expecting a contract north of £40 million now.  All our players on top contracts are because you are a lousy negotiator and tend to like the wrong kind of player.  It not hard to see that as soon as these players get their massive contract, the level of play decreases.  All of them are not as good as their enormous contract, and yet Dak wants a colossal contract.

Things need to change. Otherwise, we can expect this shit until Jerry dies.

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