Did you ever hear the story about the man from Tobermory,
He was sitting in his car and when he blew up,
The man his name was Bob, and he was a big fat slob,
If he’d eaten less for dinner then he'd have been a little thinner,
But his weight it was so heavy, and it made the car unsteady,
Then it caused a big vibration, and then a strange sensation,
Before long Bob just blew up and he popped.